Naima says,
- Wear some G*dd*mn make-up! Spend hundreds of dollars on a costume and not even lip gloss. WTF!
- There should be zero boob creeping from the BOTTOM of your BD bra cups. ZERO! LIKE NONE! And I'm talking about before you raise your hands over your head.
- A BD Bra should not fit like hubcaps to your nipples. It should fit like a bra.
- Do not have your picture taken, in costume, on a bed...ever.
- Please, please wear a skirt or pants with your belt. If you are at the beach, then take off the belt and put on your swim suit... One or the other, come on people.
- If your sexy face looks too much like your "deer in a headlight" or "O-face", try again. This time with less "deer" and "O".
- "Pharonic Arms" are really only cute if you are like 6yrs old.
- Whoever is taking your picture, fire them, and get new friends.
and finally,
- Stop dressing like Rachel Brice. Really, just stop.
~N
Now playing: PJ Harvey - To Send You My Love
mood: some sort of cheesecake and cinnamon bun. I don't know. I'll figure it out.
4 comments:
you mean you aren't gonna show me any of these lovely pictures...lol
at first i was afraid to read this thinking oh boy what blunder have i made...luckily i have done nothing on this list!
I AM mean, and I really really wanted to post the pic of the bottom boob creep, but it was of a "professional" dancer (copyright).
And I don't want to hate on the hot BDers out there...but if you're curious http://www.bellydancecostumes.com/photogallery.htm
Half of my rant can be found here. I will leave it to you to figure it out.
Kudos!
I dig Brices look, but not everyone can pull it off. Especially the bulk of ladies who try to.
Yes, Rachel always looks awesome. But if Rachel wears stripey socks and then the clones all start wearing stripey socks. I mean, that's pretty obvious.
Maybe if they wore an "I Love Rachel Brice" shirt too, then it would move them from copycat to fangirl status.
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