- Wear some G*dd*mn make-up! Spend hundreds of dollars on a costume and not even lip gloss. WTF!
- There should be zero boob creeping from the BOTTOM of your BD bra cups. ZERO! LIKE NONE! And I'm talking about before you raise your hands over your head.
- A BD Bra should not fit like hubcaps to your nipples. It should fit like a bra.
- Do not have your picture taken, in costume, on a bed...ever.
- Please, please wear a skirt or pants with your belt. If you are at the beach, then take off the belt and put on your swim suit... One or the other, come on people.
- If your sexy face looks too much like your "deer in a headlight" or "O-face", try again. This time with less "deer" and "O".
- "Pharonic Arms" are really only cute if you are like 6yrs old.
- Whoever is taking your picture, fire them, and get new friends.
- Stop dressing like Rachel Brice. Really, just stop.
Now playing: PJ Harvey - To Send You My Love
mood: some sort of cheesecake and cinnamon bun. I don't know. I'll figure it out.